Shellnut

Lieutenant Colonel Shellnut, also known as "Shell", or in rare cases, "Blubinator", is the Second-in-command and commander of thot-patrol.

Backstory
Shellnut's backstory is rather inconsistent, According to him, he's been involved in the Vietnam war, fought in both World War II and I, and had even been around during the American Civil War. There is no real way to confirm most of these claims however, as there are few records of him past 1990.

Appearance
Little is known what he looks like. He claims to be male, but no one has seen him out of the mysterious suit of armor he wears, which made of an unknown metal of cobalt coloring, and speaks through an in-built mic, so it cannot be confirmed.

He frequently disappears from the headquarters at random intervals, before coming back after a varying degree of time.